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Sunday, 18 October 2015
The Location of Hell Has Been Triangulated
Today, astrophysicists confirmed that hell has been located in the space-time continuum. It's at the juncture of a 6 hour layover at LAX and a 13 hour flight to Bejiing China. It's a bit like childbirth. Once in the continuum there are no do-overs. You keep pushing till it's over and pray it passes quickly. We arrived in Bejiing at 4 in the morning, but as sun rose we were treated to a rare sight in this bustling city. We actually had a vibrant blue sky and the air was free of smog. We had only...
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